The CDemon UDP File transporter is a fast file transfer program that'll move files between your nominated directories and us, as fast as you connection permits and return the finished product to the destination of your choice (including facebook, youtube and twitteras well as your own internet connected computer). 

And because I wrote the program myself (hence the, erm, "interesting" User Interface), if there are any problems, or you need a new transcode profile, I can fix the issue or provide the profile damn fast.